Ever wonder what it might look like to see a frog tag that flying dog-dragon-thing from The Neverending Story? Or Skeletor cradle a bat baby while watching an inside-out man pour bones and blood out of his face? Look no further than the pop culture acid trip that is Matt Furie.

So is this what it looks like when flowers bloom? I'm from the midwest where spring has been pre-empted this year in favor of 5 more months of winter.

The Venice Art Walk is a huge event spanning 2 days and ton of galleries. For a listing of events, participating galleries, and a preview of art work check here. For a preview of the other types of people you might encounter while in Venice, select here and here.

 

"Those who fork up an extra $10 to the $5 admission are considered VIP. Those with VIP status have full access to designer goods, cocktails and gift bags two hours before anyone else."

This is just like that shit they pull at Disneyland where people can pay more money and cut in line! For more info check here. Buy tickets online here.

"Alife LA is proud to present Nov York City, an exhibition of new works by New York artist Eric Haze, based on Dumar Brown’s novel The World Screaming Nov." Let's just hope this Nov isn't like this one.

Archerone sounds like a bank that would have really creative commercials. This year's "Do you WAMU?" perhaps.

It takes a big man to publicly display nude self-portraits.