May 15th - May 21st
Looking for free booze? Oh. Yeah. About that... We had to fire the entire staff after squandering most of the Myopenbar fortune on Cadillacs and Courvosier. Call it an "MC Hammer," call it a damn shame, but don't call it a comeback, baby, 'cause we out of this game.
Come on, you all knew this communist mumbo-jumbo wasn't gonna last forever.
In the meantime, New Yorkers, we've still got your back. Los Angeles, we'll let you know if we hear about something special. So open those emails, suckas!
Word to your moms.